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You are strong as Rum, Fine as wine, Cool as Beer,Sophisticated as Vodaka,Classic as whisky, in short i am totally tun in your friendship.

“Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.”John Milton quotes

What makes some people dearer is not just the Happiness that we feel when we meet them but the Emptiness we feel when they are not around us. MISS U

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then, what is my age?STUDENT:32 yrs.Teacher: How do you know?STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

One American in Rome, Drinking beer at street cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him.American: "Hello, do you understand English?"Girl: "only little."American: "How much?"Girl: "Fifty dollars".

Similarities of BRA & BAR.1)Both have same alphabets.2)Both are drinking zone.3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.4)when both are opened men go crazy.

jo aasani se mile wohai gumjo mushkil se mile wohai khushiyanjo kisi kisi ko mile wohai pyarjo nasib walo ko milewo hai"AAP"

Thirsty crow poem inMARWADI:"once upon a samay caglositting on a daglo,he was ghano pyaso,he saw matko, sum bhata patko ,little water gatko and den satko"

Judge-U raped this English Girl?Santa-Oye judge saab! tussi iska naam puchoge to tussi bhi rape kar doge.Judge-whats UR name lady?Lady-MERY MARLOW!
Jab tanhai ka ehsas hoNa koi tumharay paas hoNa tum kisi ki nazar main ho,Na koi tumhari nazar main ho,Tu samajh laina k tumBATHROOM main ho :p

Aaj kuch kami hai dost tere bagair, Na rang hai na roshni hai dost tere bagair, Waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai, Bas dhadkan thami hai Dost tere bagair..MISS U.

BHOW BHOW"Cat ran awaymOuse:"that's the advantage Of learning fOreign language!


Us Rooz kisi pal mujhy Aaram na aaya..Jis Rooz mery Lab pe tera Naam na Aaya..Humny us Shaam ko Sham na kahaJis Shaam tu Yaad Sar-e-sham na Aaya.,!



The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) never expressed disapproval of food; if he desired it he ate it and if he disliked it he left it alone.(Bukhari, Muslim).

"Shakespearesaid:"Death is not the greatest loss in life,"The greatest loss is when relationship dies inside us while we are alive..!!


Doctor: u have a brain tumor.Pathan jumps in joy.YesSS!Doctor: y r u so happy?Pathan: bcoz it proves tht i hve a BRAIN.


Chand se jab mulaqat hoti hy.Apke Bary main kuch Baat hoti hy.Wo kehta hai mery pass khubsurt sitary hain.Hum kehte hain unse B khubsurt Dost humary hain.

1 bar ma bemar hoa.1 dost ne mujhe hospital jane ka kaha.Main hospital chla gia.Wahan 2 drwazay thy1pr"Khas bemari" or 1 pr"Mamuli bemari" likha tha.Mujhe mamuli bemari thi is liye main mamuli bemari wale kmray mai chla gia.Whan b 2 drwazay the1 pr"Khas Admi" or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha.Mai gahrib admi hn is liye aam admi wale drwazay se under chla gia.Under gia to ye dekh kr ghbra gia k mai hospital se bahar tha.! Geo Pakistan..

kya meri nak tedi hai.kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

aansu mein naa dhundhnaaansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.

Akaash ke taaron mein khoyaAkaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....

Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.Hum to na ishq karte hain,Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.

SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRYSORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...

Arz kiya hai:Arz kiya hai:Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,Aur phool khilne se pehle......... bakri kha gayi

Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?Aapke Chehare ko kamal Kaun Kahata?Yeto Karishma hai Mohabbat Ka,Warna Patthar ki Divar ko Tajmahal kaun kahata?

Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote...!

ALLAH, aapko TATA ka statusALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN

dil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na karaydil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na karay app ko bhoola kay geon khuda na karay rahay ga mera pyarr zindagi bhar tak yeh aur baat hai zindagi wafa na karay

Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke baad-Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke baad---------------------1 baje ga.
ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...

Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY To MaiN Kya KaroO .!! Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY To MaiN Kya KaroO .!! Har Pal Teri Yaad SataeY To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!! Surat MaiN Apni BhOOl GayE Tujh Ko Dekh Kar ..!! Her AaineY MeiN Tu Nazar Aaye To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!!

pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi roj naye sadme bhi deti hai jindagifir bhi hum jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise log bhi to deti hai jindagi.

donon jahan teri mohabbat mein har kedonon jahan teri mohabbat mein har kewoh ja raha hai koi shab gham guzar keweeran hai mae-kada khum-o-sagar udas haintum kiya gaye ke rooth gaye din bahar keik fursat gunah mili woh bhi char dindekhe hain hum ne hausle parwardigar kedunya ne teri yaad se be-gana kerdiyatughe se bhi dil-fareb hain gham rozgar ke ....